Your Advertising Agency Sucks. . .
That’s right – your advertising agency sucks – totally. Let me give you a tour of a typical ad agency. You walk in the large ostentatious looking door, across a marble floor to be greeted by an immaculately dressed and coifed receptionist. She guides you into a large tastefully decorated office, but only after you have passed by a large room full of the most advanced computers and printers that you have ever seen. You’re about to meet the shark – oops, I mean the account executive.
The so-called ‘account executive’ is in reality a salesman. His office is adorned with awards, plaques and large color posters and prints of ads done by the firm. Perhaps he was even voted ‘Ad Executive of the Month’! Are you suitably impressed? If it’s a really big agency you may even get to see a Clio – the advertising industry version of the Oscar. Unfortunately, having a Clio just means that the ad they created caused a buzz in the advertising business. In fact, none of this stuff means that any of their clients made more money because of their efforts!
Advertising agencies are all about creating ‘buzz’. They want to build a ‘brand’, create some noise, and get people talking about you. You, on the other hand want to make more money.
All your friends have told you that you are going to have to advertise if you want to grow. You’ve seen all the big companies advertise – in fact you are bombarded by ads every day! This must be the way to go! Except that . . .
It’s a trap.
Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m not telling you sit around and hope that customers will find your business. Hope is not a marketing strategy. You must promote. You must market. You must be aggressive. You must not turn over the future success of your business to some smiling salesman whose only goal is to make money for his company!
Here’s a fun little idea. Next time you talk with an advertising executive, ask him why his company doesn’t have billboards, bench ads, TV, radio or newspaper ads. You’ll get some BS for an answer, but the real reason is that he knows that he won’t get a positive return on his investment. In other words – he knows that he will lose money! If you get nothing else out of this article, remember this:
“Marketing is only for selling stuff!”
If you are anywhere near my age, you’ll remember a Coke commercial that featured thousands of children of all races singing, “I’d like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony . . .” It was a classic – people loved it. Even today you can ask anyone 40 or older if they remember that ad and most of them can still sing the song.
That ad made millions for Coke. Right?
Wrong! Sergio Zyman, the master marketer at Coke pulled that ad because every day it ran on TV and radio, Coke was losing sales!
Zyman knew that marketing is an investment. It must pay a return on that investment. Insist on getting a return.
<>“If the mere attraction of attention were the only thing to be considered in successful advertising we would find here and there conspicuous examples of its force. Unfortunately, such examples are not to be found at all. As a matter of fact, the history of American business during the past 25 or 30 years,” (1885 to 1913) “is cluttered with the wrecks and scrap-heaps of fortunes lost by the sole method of paying out money for attention-getting publicity that never even paid for itself. Look through the files of the magazines and you will find that 90 percent of the advertisers of even a comparatively few years ago have disappeared, and their places have been taken by new adventurers on very much the same road to extinction. These wrecks and scrap-heaps are the monuments of the advertising promoter’s theory that merely attention-getting publicity pays.” (taken from The Elementary Laws of Advertising And How to Use Them” by Henry S. Bunting) Attention- getting publicity rarely pays off for small business.
The goal for your small business marketing should be:
“A low cost way to acquire customers that is elegant, efficient, repeatable, measurable, enhances our credibility and builds trust”
This is a tall order. It can be done. Read on for some ideas that really work.